In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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