so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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