You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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