so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Boobs speak an international language.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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