Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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