It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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