I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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