Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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