Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm jealous of your bromance
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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