Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize