Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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