I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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