dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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