she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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