i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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