But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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