Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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