D3 body, D1 cock
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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