she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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