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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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