I wish I could punch you in the face.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
there was a trapeze. enough said
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
it's like iHOP with fire
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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