Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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