What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The air was thick with penises
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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