Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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