It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
