So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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