I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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