Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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