I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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