I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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