I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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