It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I fill condoms, not promises.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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