they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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