I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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