did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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