There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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