what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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