Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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