She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I need to sanitize my soul.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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