it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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