I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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