Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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