Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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