So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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