do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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