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Have you learned any life lessons?

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I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

That's why Kanye is a gay fish.

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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.

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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"

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(903): View more from Texas

Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..

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(303): View more from Colorado

I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese

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