how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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