i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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