Is it normal to miss your booty call?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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