grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You smell like stripper and shame
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We are all done wearing pants today
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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