Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
ugly people sure do ruin things
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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