should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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