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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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