I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
