lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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